..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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