Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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