No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Randomize
