Its about making memories worth repressing
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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