No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
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