epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Is it penis luge time yet?
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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