You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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