Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
someone threw a dead crab at me
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
