I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
even my farts smell like vagina
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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