I'm going to rape someone's good day.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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