I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Apparently you make a good broom.
My hand turned me down
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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