Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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