party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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