Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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