Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
The struggles of a small town man whore
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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