FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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