just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
How naked do you want me to be?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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