You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I yelled at your uterus for you.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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