Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Everything about him screamed your future.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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