What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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