in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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