how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
This beer is not sobering me up at all
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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