What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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