What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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