Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Randomize
