Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
North Korea, Best Korea!
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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