I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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