i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
the liver wants what the liver wants
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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