he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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