You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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