I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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