have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Randomize
