She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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