Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i can't believe i had my finger in that
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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