I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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