Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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