def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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