You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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