I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I love having hate sex.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Randomize
