you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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