OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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