Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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