the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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