I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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