I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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