he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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