My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Randomize
