Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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