I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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