Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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