I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
