In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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