you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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