i don't like sucking hair
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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