he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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