you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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