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so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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