First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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